Founding of the Bonergang

During the height of the cold war Bonergang founders managed to trick the US and Soviet governments into funding their militia/gang through posing as both a communist and capitalist paramilitary group. The two governments began funding them and supplying them with equipment, it didn’t take long for them to find out what their plans were and immediately stopped the funding and began hunting them. The bonergang then went underground in the Swiss alps and only resurfaced a couple of times to garner support in the western austrian territories and northern italian lands. NATO’s anti-erection operations were partially successful in Europe so the bonergang founders created bonergang sub-sections in different continents and decided to place the first sub-section (excluding the already existing one in Europe) in the Middle East. Upon entering the Middle East the boner gangsters there staged a coup in Syria and managed to control it with a puppet government in 1966. This established a base of operations that the boner gangsters could count on. The boner gang continued their recruitment in NATO and Warsaw Pact nations ever since. Sweden later fell to the influence of the bonergang when a successful SD coup took place with Jimmie Åkesson leading it. Romanian erection operations led by field boner marshal Anatoli proved successful when Romania too fell to the hands of the bonergang.